A few months ago, I encountered a product called The Beer Belly ($34.95). It's a liquid container that you strap on around your waist, allowing you to smuggle beverages into places. Think of it as a CamelBak for your front side. The concept is moderately funny, and it does resemble a beer belly when attached. Recently, the company behind BeerBelly put a new product on the market called The WineRack ($29.95). It's the same concept, only this time you strap it around your chest. A bit on the offensive side, but still sort of funny. While these products might save money on beers at the ball park, I can't imagine actually using one, they're just too tacky. What do you guys think? Are they making their way onto your wish list?






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Weird. That girl looks like she has a nice rack. It's hard for me to see the wine in it.
1I agree! its like, multi-purpose surgery free implants! I think I'm gonna get it.
2What if you got bumped into or something? How pop proof are they??
3And just why does anyone need to have booze strapped to their body?
4Hahahahahhaahaha I agree party...
5those are really funny - i guess people will do anything to get their drink on
6i think they're hilarious, but i can't imagine ever being that hard up for alcohol.
7Like a beer-drinking guy is gonna want to suck on a hose to get his fill of ale. Besides, these beverages are going to be warm since it's going to be close to the body.
8They're not for me, but I know people who would love these.
9i dunno if i have room in my shirts for more boobs.
10and i dont want a bigger gut..
but the idea is awesome
have a beer at the movies. haha
never heard of the winerac
11the wine rack looks so natural.
12I read the site, and aparently they can be run over my a car without exploding, and theyre insulated haha
13Haha these are awesome!!!
14undecided but I wouldn't take the beer belly don't wanna hear the good'ol "u gained weight" BS ppl looove jumping onto lol
15Ha ha, this is hilarious!!
It totally reminds me of back in the day when I would get my CamelBak totally gross going on "urban hikes" with friends at all hours of the night. I just hope this one is easier to clean.
16can you say white trash?
17this is sad.
18ok...ha ha...but these people must really need a drink if they invest in something like that!
19Going to concerts and it being $8 for a small warm Miller Lite... that beer belly is not looking too bad.
20I must increase my bust
21Ha! I think they're great and hilarious.
I am offended by that white trash comment.
22Kind of tacky if you ask me, now that I think about it...
23n00dledancer I'm with you on that one!
24I'd wear the wine rack to work!
25i think the beer belly is just working on men...
26Have a sense of humor, that schniz is funny! I know I'd never use it, but it is pretty funny
27I'd definitely try out the wine rack!!
You'd leave the bar with a much smaller tab
than all your friends!!
28I feel like the joy I would get from drinking in a restricted place would be diminished by having to do it like that.
29i think that this person is genius. haha love them. and when beers are 6 bucks at a game...they're totally worth the investment!!!
30Hah, I wonder if you could get away with a camelback
31hahahhahahah!!!
32Umm no.
33HonestMuffin ditto!
34Could bring it into movies pretty easily too!
35Oh lord, drinking at the movies?? People who do that need help.
36Where was this when I went to coachella?? Oh well I'll just keep on smuggling in my vodka in water bottles its easier,cheaper, & once I am done it can be recycled.
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