You knew as well as anyone else that the Craigslist Missed Connections would be a gold mine the morning after Halloween. All those Mileys seeking Kanyes — or in this case, Jesus seeking priests. You don't have to wait any longer because we've scoured the postings near and far to bring you the best creepy encounters that'll make your hangover a teensy bit less painful. And some are so good, they even the potential to make it into the list of best Missed Connections ever. Get your scroll on.
Threesome With Lady Gaga and Pocahontas?
Lady gaga and Pocahontas - m4t - 29 (beverly hills).
"I picked you and your boyfriend up... Had a blast talking in car and both of you were so f*ckkn hot!!! We talked about our eyes and who was the 1% loll . . . Send me your #. I dropped you off at pico/rexford . . . :)"
We Had Sex With Your Mask on
Halloween Lovemaking Cerca 1980 - m4w - 67 (Philadelphia)
"We met in Philadelphia at a Halloween house party about 1980 (I was in my early to mid thirties). We danced and ate and drank and had a ball!! You were in costume. I forget if I was. We made love in my bedroom upstairs. I hate to admit it but I don't think you took your mask off, so I didn't see your face, or perhaps you did and I'm remembering that part incorrectly. It was absolutely wonderful, at least for me. Why else would I remember it so many years later! I don't believe we ever introduced ourselves or saw each other again — at least to my knowledge. I guess there's a snowball in hell chance you'll read this, but, in any case I'm joyously remembering that Halloween on this one in 2013!!"
Let's Make Out With Our Claws Out
Mom's halloween thingy . . . you were a sweet skeleton beauty - m4w (Frenchmen)
"You: skeletal beautiful, sexy gurl . . . more that once I've admired you last night. I wanted to reach out and scratch you with my claws . . . and then Engulf you and engage in a make out session."
No Way That You're Gay
Halloween in St Charles bars - w4m - 27 (St Charles)
"You were over 6 foot, slender in blue jeans, white tee shirt and had a red cape tied around your neck and one of those standard black masks that only hides your nose and the area right around your eyes. We said hello at Filling Station, but talked for a few minutes at the other bar where we saw you again. You told me that you are gay, but the way you kept checking out my cleavage, I have my doubts. Anyway, I'd love to have the chance to try to turn you straight, if only for one night. I'm a little drunk now. If I remember posting this in the morning I'll be sober and probably delete it, so reply now. To guarantee I'm hearing from you, put the name of the fictional person I was dressed to be."