I like to think that I keep abreast of new technology. After all, I've got an iPhone, use iPhoto, and iTunes; however, I am ashamed to say that I do not have an iHam (or iJam if you're in Spain).

In what is clearly a spoof of the Apple iLife, the iHam 5Js promises to revolutionize the world of design and entertainment. Not to mention diet and happiness. And if ham is not your thing, don't worry there's iLoin — now with a sleeker 23-inch design — and the iHam Nano (presliced pieces of ham, for those who cannot handle the whole leg). Also, if you're wondering what to do with your iHam, don't fret, there are many peripherals — iBread, iCocktail Stick, and iKnife to name a few — that will help you further enjoy your iHam.

If you're still confused about it all then check out the guided tour video. To do so, just read more.