Hello My Name Is ____ and I Live at ___

Hello My Name Is and I Live at

August 31, 2007

Have a problem breaking the ice? How about drinking so much you can't remember where you live? Either way there are now novelty napkins that can help you out. The Hello Napkins allow you to fill in your name, your star sign, phone number and more, while the Cabbie Napkins allow you to fill in your address and where to find your cash. I think they're pretty clever, the hello ones could be fun for a mixer, but the cabbie napkins sort of creep me out — do we really need to support drinking that much?

Both sets are available for $3.50 and come with a dozen 3-ply 5" square napkins each.

32 Comments

tdamji 5 years 37 weeks

i like these - sometimes when i am on the phone or need to tell my address to the video store or whatever, i freeze and forget my address (or phone number) since i've moved a lot over the last few years or maybe just the pressure?! but anyway, i always write it down (nothing to do with being too drunk) when i have to take a cab or phone someone who may need my address.

BethS 5 years 37 weeks

Those are cute! My dad used to have cocktail napkins that said "Betty Ford Clinic" on them, he got a kick out of them, but not everybody got the joke...

BethS 5 years 37 weeks

Those are cute!My dad used to have cocktail napkins that said "Betty Ford Clinic" on them, he got a kick out of them, but not everybody got the joke...

IheartChanel 5 years 37 weeks

These are great! How funny :)

IheartChanel 5 years 37 weeks

These are great! How funny :)

Misskastar 5 years 37 weeks

This is so funny! Love it

Misskastar 5 years 37 weeks

This is so funny! Love it

allisonblue 5 years 37 weeks

The one on the left is cute and funny, but the cab driver one just makes my skin crawl. I completely agree with everything meghanny said -- you can't always trust your cab driver, unfortunately, so that one isn't funny.

EatYourVeggies 5 years 37 weeks

Dude. The cabbie ones are straightup creepy.

gbonsol 5 years 37 weeks

but at least ur taking a cab when drunk and NOT drinking and driving!

gbonsol 5 years 37 weeks

i like the hello ones but the cabbie one is weird. i don't want him going thru my purse or pockets while i lay there drunk...

rana june 5 years 38 weeks

wow

rana june 5 years 38 weeks

wow

discocactus 5 years 38 weeks

The hello napkins are kind of cute, but the cabbie thing is downright creepy. I drink, but I never thought people getting totally wasted was a smart or attractive thing. If you can't have any fun sober than you're probably a boring person...and maybe one with a drinking problem.