Yummy Links: From French Fry Trucks to $15 Rosés

A gourmet french fry truck is arriving in LA. — Serious Eats
The White House only serves domestic beers! — The Awl
Hustler parodies Hell's Kitchen in porn. — Eat Me Daily
Back-to-basics: tips for cooking in a recession. — Epicurious
Lazy man's panini: taste-testing frozen sandwich foods. — Chow
Padma explains why she won't exactly be the star of her new sitcom. — Eater
Great rosés for under $15 a bottle. — Bon Appetit
Cold Stone Creamery introduces ice cream that doesn't melt. But is it still ice cream? — New York Magazine