What's that, there's an eyeball stuck in your throat? Don't worry, that's totally normal this time of year. Before the kiddos come knocking, it's your job to stock up on chocolates and sweets and occasionally devour them yourself. But just know that it comes with consequences — very serious consequences special to the October holiday. Check out some of the best that have made it onto Twitter with the hashtag #Halloweencandyproblems, and remember: open those bags with caution.
Doomed is right.
Oh no. Candy bowl is officially out on the table. I'm doomed. #halloweenproblems
— Will Klose (@lonestarpoke) September 30, 2013
It could always be worse.
I have an eyeball stuck in my throat. #HalloweenCandyProblems
— Busy Mom (@Busymom) October 25, 2012
Bloated from the get-go.
"That looks snug. Are you bloated today?" -Esteem-boosting quotes from my costume fitting #HalloweenCandyProblems
— Tyler Brunsman (@TyBruns) November 2, 2011