For some, savory doesn't just come before sweet in the dictionary; it also comes first in life, period.
If you belong to that segment of the population, consider doing something different at your wedding or next big bash: serve a tower of cheese instead of a traditional cake.
Depending on the size of your event, offer one that's elaborate and grandiose or smaller and more manageable.
To get started, all you need is a pretty cake stand, various-sized cheese wheels to stack, one on top of the other, and some sort of garnish. How to do it, when you keep on reading.
