
I don't know football from ping pong, but men with great asses, well, I try to keep up on that news. So when I heard that Missouri Tiger quarterback Chase Daniel ass-essed Texas Longhorn quarterback Colt McCoy's bum and deemed it a fine one, I was all over it. (Granted, it was a "Freudian slip," but you know what they say about that!)

Although I'm not the most interested follower of football season, I love to tailgate. For my first tailgate of the season, I've decided to do something a little different. Instead of serving a classic menu, I'm going to do a dip-themed party.

Die-hard football fans are rejoicing across the nation. 'Tis the season for tailgating, brat cooking, and pig skin loving. As is often the case, many parents will outfit their wee ones in their team's gear hoping to pass on the team pride from generation to generation.

Now that Labor Day has passed us by, it's time to kiss the dog days of Summer good-bye. Just because you're putting away your bathing suit does not mean that you should also put away your motivation to stay fit. Being healthy is much more than looking good on the beach.

To promote the start of college football season and the inaugural
Chick-fil-A College Kickoff game,
Chick-fil-A is giving away its new and improved (that is, larger) Chick-n-Strips for free on Labor Day, Sept.1.
The catch? While you don't have to get
decked out in a cow suit, the deal only stands for customers who show up wearing football team attire.

With the NCAA football season kicking off this week, it's time to ensure that your lil one has everything he needs to cheer on your alma mater. You may have the onesie version of the jersey and the cheerleader uniform ready to go, but does your tot know
the fight song yet?
If not,

Soon to be West Point graduate Caleb Campbell (#13) will start his active duty as a member of the Detroit Lions professional football team. If he hadn't been drafted, he would be headed to Iraq or Kuwait as a platoon leader in charge of 32 soldiers.
Campbell's first dream was to serve his country, as he turned down offers to play football at other colleges as a high school senior.

Which President also knew his way around the gridiron?

Don't fumble and stock some football toys! My local pet shop has a fancy
Super Bowl display with footballs, jerseys, and even special snacks. I'm not going overboard so my fella will have to settle for extra playtime with his existing football toys.

Are you ready for some football?! I'm kicking off some kickin'
Super Bowl coverage with items to get your pets geared up for the game. Although football isn't my fave, as native New Yorkers, North and I are cheering for the Giants come Sunday.