Down This Dog in Four, and It's Free If you can finish this "weapon of cardiovascular mass destruction" in four minutes or less, it's yours free. Uh, no thanks.
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Down This Dog in Four, and It's Free If you can finish this "weapon of cardiovascular mass destruction" in four minutes or less, it's yours free. Uh, no thanks.
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More like: guilty of being conceited, dumbass, and desperate. (But if we drizzle some nacho cheese on that douche dog, Mr. Weiner Head just might score a date.
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Whenever I find myself drunk and hungry in San Francisco's Mission District, I hurry over to the stand selling hot dogs wrapped in bacon. According to my sister, this delicious hot dog — topped with caramelized onions, mustard, and ketchup with a grilled jalapeño on the side — is a specialty of Mexico. Wherever it's from, it's pure porky heaven. 
I don't know many people who would turn down a free hot dog on a sunny afternoon. I wouldn't, and none of these people did. The offer was too good to refuse, but it was also too good to be true. 
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