This Oedipus-inspired commercial for Wilkinson Sword Quattro Titanium Razors is a bit much, but I must admit, the "drama" that unfolds here is pretty compelling. C'mon, a bitter baby who busts out Matrix moves on his defensive daddy while vying for his mama's mojo? Sounds like a good, old-fashioned head case of a good time to me!
Ha! The genius who brought you The Oral Stage gets props from the geniuses at Archie McPhee who brought you Uncle Oinker's Bacon Flavored Mints. But seriously, sometimes, a lollipop is just a lollipop...
If you were one of those weird kids who liked chewing on your dolls, then you're in luck. These watermelon flavored Sigmund Freud Head Pops will bring you right back to first grade - although I'm not quite sure what Freud would actually say about the whole thing. After all, I'm sure there's some sort of metaphor waiting there...
Sigmund Freud's early years. . .